Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds June 6, 2018

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

Oztimistic

feeling of confidence with one's future
while living their best life in the present

I’m not even worried about my future, I’m set the way I’m living oztimistic right now.

by Ozhan February 16, 2022

optimism

an excuse for epic failing

(optimism) you get into a horrible car crash, but atleast you have insurance!!!!

by morocco monroe June 6, 2010

opTimistic

Feeling that a virtually impossible task is completely reasonable and can be done in an absurd timeframe for minimal resources.

I'm very opTimistic that we can complete a better DayZ clone in like a few months despite having absolutely no professional game development experience!

by BananananananananananaSandwich July 19, 2016

optimism

when you accept that you're dead inside

Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

by Minty ravens~ December 18, 2018

Optimists

People who see the world through rose-colored glasses, people who are unrealistic, people who have no actual lives if they think the world is good. Ignorance is Bliss, after all

Optimist: Yay! We're being tortured!
Normal Person: That's not a good thing. I'm in pain, and you probably are, too.
Optimist: Oh my god you bitch/bastard you're such a pessimist this is why nobody likes you and you have no friends

by Yeah Okay August 4, 2005