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Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
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OpticAbyss: Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
by Thorium The Great April 29, 2022
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Optimal Sport Nutrition

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.
do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)
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optimal chickeness

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.
The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.
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Opticate

verb - an empty word with absolutely no meaning used infrequently to sound casual or intelligent in conversation.

It can also be expressed as a root word for a wider usage (opticating, optication, iropticate, interopticate)
Aaron and Michelle should start to opticate more with their friends.

Mrs. Favazza gave us a confusing look when you mentioned opticating earlier.
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n'optimal

Well, that was n'optimal!
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opticalrectalitis

A medical syndrome whereas one has his head up his ass and has a shitty outlook on life.
Your symptoms indicate that you suffer from opticalrectalitis.
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optimal

An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.
"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"
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