opticalassatosis

The feeling that you can't see yourself doing this shit today.

Boss I can't come to work today. I have a case of opticalassatosis.

by MTJeff February 1, 2023

oopsicle

When a liquid or frozen object has melted in your vehicle.

"Oh no I've gotten an oopsicle!"

by Kofi Osei September 21, 2023

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

optical media bad

bringus studios classic catchphrase

oh no, a dvd!!!!! optical media bad!!!!!! owo!!!!!!!!!!

by bingustudeos November 26, 2025

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017