whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Rub one out

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter

Man, I was so stressed out, I relax after I rub one out

by notafanof100lbs January 16, 2009

Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."

by JoeShmoe24 July 6, 2013

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

Sweatin' one out

A low end description of having a difficult bowel movement in uncomfortable surroundings possibly during a hangover.

Text: "where r u?"
Text: "I'm sweatin' one out in the room with no windows, no more 3am taco bell!"

by Billytense August 29, 2010

Rubn one out

Masturbation

Zech said he was rubn one out

by Isabelify June 27, 2018

Curled one out

Had a poo

'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '

by W25kye September 23, 2017