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Onceler Wagon

A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.
"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
by wonanee July 3, 2008
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dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.
"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"
by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007
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once-a-weeker

Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.
Tennis player-'Hits shot in the net'
Coach-'Dont miss that shot. Your such a once-a-weeker.'
by laxplaya256 May 29, 2010
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orcle

A large, humanoid duck without a beak that aimlessly throws its' arms in circles, while making squawks that could be easily mistaken with a dying squirrel and Jenna Maroney's sex sounds.
Latisha: Guurl wassup with dat sqeriall?

Tamisha: Bitch dat's an orcle get shit right foo
by Mission Popsicle August 24, 2012
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Once upon a time the end

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.
Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.
by Achanos April 29, 2019
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Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.
Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP
by weirdity February 2, 2021
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