vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 09, 2010

ghost vibrations

when keeping your phone on vibrate, you experience the sensation of vibrations in your pants pocket, purse, etc. only to see that nothing has taken place on your mobile.

"i thought jon was calling me - turns out it was just ghost vibrations"

by boblawblah June 25, 2009

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 09, 2006

Phantom Vibration

A false vibration felt in the most used pocket of your cellphone. You feel what you believe is your cellphone going off, you go to check, and actually nothing has happened. Only works when cellphone is on vibrate.

A false vibration in your pocket. you go to check and nothing happened, this is a phantom vibration.

by enchantedflorist March 25, 2010

vibration anxiety

when someone is expecting an important text and they feel a vibration in their pocket, but its actually all in their head... usually met with disappointment

I thought he texted me back but I guess I'm just having bad vibration anxiety.

by people are strange November 13, 2011

Good Vibrations

The phrase "Good Vibrations" has a huge misconception, and people think there's some sort of mystical elements to it. Others think it's completely stupid to say that since they're too stupid to even understand the metaphor. "Good Vibrations" are simply a reference to the brain waves that make you feel good and less anxious. It's a fact that what brain waves are active in our brain effect our mood.

This shit is dope!!! man, I'm just chilling, and these are good vibrations!!!!

by BoomBap247 March 10, 2022

Florida Vibrator

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

by assajjventress November 22, 2015