In voice-enabled chat rooms, a mic hog is a typically annoying and boring chatter who holds the mic without sharing.
I hate it when the mic hogs get on and drone on and on about their shopping or dogs or pick'em-up trucks.
by Mo Dixley September 12, 2005
A term said by drag queen, Adore Delano, on the 6th season a Rupaul's Drag Race. It means a body with a wide mid-section, and in the case of Drag Race, a mid-section that is not cinched. The first time it's used on the show is when Adore defends herself after a judge, Michelle Visage, critiqued her for not wearing a garment to cinch her waist.
by your_slutty_mom May 17, 2020
Slang for female genitalia.
by Bbopperus May 18, 2019
noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.
Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
by We know it really is broken July 01, 2013
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by GGN March 29, 2003
A gym hog is someone in the gym who obstructs others by occupying equipment for a ridiculous length of time.
Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.
These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.
Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.
These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.
"We've been here for 45 minutes and that gym hog is STILL on the lat pulldown".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".
by PaulusLovesMe July 03, 2013