Joe

simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name Joe are Christain believer's, a very good trait.

If i were a joe my life would be amazing!

by Zeke Wyvern December 12, 2009

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Is an amazing man who knows how to treat a girl right. Super sexy, kind, caring, and amazing! Has a great body.

Look at that guy, he just be a Joe!

by sw15 April 14, 2010

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n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.

Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.

Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.

Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?

by Joeg3 August 28, 2010

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