When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.
"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"
by EthanBlue September 16, 2018
Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021
A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.
Dan says to Gavin
Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."
Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."
Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."
Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."
by Dr. Docking December 26, 2017
When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 04, 2017
by Cappy1 June 12, 2004
The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.
(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022
Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies”
Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”
Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”
by abstrct133 December 18, 2019