Older Sibling

Will literally traumatize you, cause insecurities, make you paranoid about what they'd think about something that's not even relevant to them. They always get more attention than you do whether it's family, friends, or even strangers. You forever feel like nothing compared to them because of the younger sibling "brat" stereotype and you've always felt like Older Sibling's Name's younger sibling. They sometimes will do stuff like order you around, call you names, and mock you without really knowing how you feel. It's the worst.

Stranger: Hey, is that your Older Sibling?
Younger Sib: Yeah
Stranger: They're cute, what's their name
Younger Sib: Older Sib's name
Stranger: Nice! I'll go talk to them
Younger Sib: Alright
Younger Sib: Why does everyone notice my older sibling and not me?

by capricornhater69 August 4, 2021

Olden Spiddle

The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.

Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!

by The_Hawk August 8, 2009

Oldering

the process of getting older

She is Oldering like a fine wine.

by ArcturianArARcturian June 24, 2019

older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008

Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009

olderly

An elderly person.

You are an olderly.

by derp419 May 1, 2016

oldenisation

The process of or act of making/getting old.

"This is a cause for celebration, not oldenisation!"

by Liza Zombie October 7, 2007