tree

Why has nobody ever thought of writing fucking tree on urban dictionary?

hi it a tree

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

Tree

Tree Son

“Holy Shit a Tree!?”

by ShortAngryLondonMan April 8, 2021

tree

There are many different species of trees. Trees have woody tree trunks and leaves or fruits on their branches. We should respect the trees! Without them, life would not be able to exist. This is because trees absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen.

I like trees

by THE TREE WHISPERER May 22, 2020

Treeing

The act of climbing a tree and taking a selfie.

Dude those Redwoods are huge!
Get your phone, I’m treeing in that thing!!

by Jedij585 December 4, 2021

tree

When one 'Trees' oneself - One shits oneself.

"Oh shit, Ive treed meself. Pass us them wet wipes and a bucket"

- From Pride and Prejudice.

by "A Pseudonym" June 23, 2004

tree

1. Tall plants consisting of a trunk and a crown, that are chopped down, smashed, and made into paper. Trees are less known for releasing oxygen and providing shelter for animals.

2. What neo-hippies claim to hug. You know.. the people who found their profound appreciation for nature in their senior year of highschool and will grow out of it in a year.

3. Slang for having sex- to "climb a tree" or "escalar un arbol" -phrases only used by extreme virgins.

4. Weed.

1. I can't breathe. We must have chopped down too many trees.

2. I love trees! I love the world! I love tie-dye! I love Myspace!

3. WHY WON'T HE CLIMB A TREE WITH ME?

4. U know we lookin for the treez wit no seedz.

by greenteapot November 10, 2008

tree

A fiend with large tree-like hair, but overall, still very short. also known as a shrubbary from the lack of height. Can be seen with a pineapple and other short equally fiendish people. Known for the tree dance and key phrase: wha? as well as bumping into pineapples.

Ahh! its a tree!
what?
shrubbary!
ohhh

by Hobbit Mafia December 28, 2005