Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

NUMPTY

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

by Ron September 12, 2003

Numpet

Small asian like stump fuck standing about 4 foot 9 inches tall

as Patricia walked down the hall, rhett looked at her and said, " man she is a fucking numpet!"

by tyler dillon April 3, 2007

numpty

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

by Jamie December 23, 2003

numpty

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

by mr.xyz December 28, 2005

numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005