douche nozzle

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

Dousche Nozzle

Dirtier than a dousche bag, a low life, a piece of shit useless person, scumbag.

That bitch Sherrill is a fuckin dirty dousche nozzle, she aint good for shit.

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

nozzle jockey

a bartender or person that operates the keg at a party

Hey nozzle jockey, pour mr another beer.

by riglertke April 6, 2010

douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

by The Greg July 1, 2004

Shit nozzled

The act of throwing something in someone's face and running while your accomplice dances at them.

Did you see CJ Chuck just throw that drink in that guys face and then Justin danced at him?
yes I seen it, he just got shit nozzled bro.

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

deutsch nozzle

somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .

you are such a deutsch nozzle!

by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010

Douche Nozzle

The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.

That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.

by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 3, 2009