(n). A white male, typically of trailer park descent who acts like a douchebag around those around him, while often times representing the text-book embodiment of a "bro".
I was having a great night with the boys, but then Jane nolaned me and did a shit on the dance floor." or "Wanna go see a movie?" "Nah, think I might stay in and watch Backyard Blitz." "Woah - you totally did a nolan. You're a terrible friend.