nog lip

'nog lip' is a phrase used to describe a potentially embarassing situation when a man takes a sip of eggnog at a christmas party and gets some on his upper lip, unbeknownest to him.

It can also refer to someone who has been given something resembling nog lip, such as a nice wide shot on the lip after a romantic entanglement.

It is known to give someone the impression that you are a homosessual.

This phrase first appeared on the Phil Hendrie show on December 9 2004 - Hour 2, Segment 4.

"I was at the Christmas Party and didn't know that I had nog lip. Then Elton John asked me to dance."

"I gave my girlfriend nog lip and now she's dumped me."

by asikjbdhgfuhu April 18, 2009

Nigger Nog

when your so poor, all you have for christmas egg nog is three week old milk.

shit man, all you have is this nigger nog? where's the country fresh?

by TEuronymous April 5, 2008

tot nog

Another name for semen

Sarah finally wanted a child so I gave her a generous helping of my finest tot nog.

by Deadb4uhearit September 20, 2013

Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

nigged that nog

verb. past tense. - 1) when a white person slept with a black person. 2) (generally) when a person "gets" a black person in some way.

Nick - Did Harry go home with a black girl last night?
Wade - Yes.
Nick - What happened?
Wade - He nigged that nog.

by The W November 16, 2007

COCK NOG

A holiday cum shot given any time between Thanksgiving and New Years.

Amie gave me a great blow job in the copy room during the company holiday party. I gave her a mouth full of cock nog.

by twotone December 11, 2009

Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

by #Jamaica December 6, 2011