valley new year

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)

Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.

by Chelovec November 21, 2018

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

new year's toast

This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.

The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!

by I, Wreckerrr December 27, 2020

New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012

New York New Year

when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully

my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15

by Just A Koala January 2, 2011

New Year's Fap

The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.

Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."

Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."

by inconspicuous December 31, 2013

New Year's Day

The day that people realize that all the drinking and partying they did the night prior to (as in New Year's Eve) was worthless, because, in reality, it means nothing. The day of New Year's Eve is exactly the same as New Year's Day. It is also often used for people living crap lives to say all the things they are going to do "this new year", none of which they really will do, that end up being almost identical to last year's.
The only true difference between New Year's Day and the day of New Year's Eve, is that when writing the date, you must change one, or more (depending on what year it changed to) digits in the year category. When in school this becomes a nuisance when teachers deduct points due to writing the wrong date.

Before New Year's Day: "Dude I can't wait for New Year's, but for now, let's just get shit-faced!"

On New Year's Day: "Today is just like yesterday, except it's four degrees colder, and my head hurts like a bitch."

by Stevo-K December 31, 2008