Relationship New Year

Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!

Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.
Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.
by McLovinsauce February 16, 2014
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New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009
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New Years Fallout

That dangerous period of time within 1-2 weeks after the New year in which people try to go through with their New Year's Resolution. Often met with minimal success.
Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.

1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.

Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*
by Heyatomitsbob December 28, 2009
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happy new year

(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of September or the beginning of October, indicating they were conceived on New Year's Eve/Day.
"What's up with that group birthday party?"

"Each one is a happy new year. I heard on the radio October 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation."

abc sex
by sally forth February 06, 2010
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new year's eve

The peak time of year to observe drunken girl on girl kissing!
Dude, Jen and Tracy are totally going new year's eve on each other!
by krankiboy January 01, 2005
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Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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new years eve

the last night of the year,where lots of people come together, get drunk,fuck and usually everyone counts down to some little second,where the year becomes a new year, a new day etc,

a very stupid time to make stupid promises to self,tha is never kept
"lets go get drunk"

"why??"
"its new years eve"
by charli January 22, 2004
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