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My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.
I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it
by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023
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my dog

I walked my dog.
by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023
mugGet the my dogmug.

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
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Walkin' My Dog, Zero

A another way of saying...Im smoking Marijuana.
Im really high because I've been Walkin' My Dog, Zero all day!
by Dr.Sprow January 18, 2010
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
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My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman
by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
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Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
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