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muzzlespiker

a person who hits another person in their so said muzzle with any various object, including but not restricted to paint, cats, shoes, ceremonial poop, field mice, etc...
The damn muzzlespiker popped up from an unexpecting location and pelted me in the face with a overly large trout.
by rory phipps & alex greisman September 30, 2006
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muzzette

Muzzette is the female version of a muzza. also known as
"marias"
Their wardrobe consists of only tracksuit pants (trakkies)singlet tops that dont pass their belly button.
Their hairstyles include long extensions and a short top layer of hair that is spiked up.
Their makeup is as as thick as a pancake and usually their foundation is the opposite of their skin colour.
lets rave muzzettes bro!! my bfs havin a drink up 2morrow nitee !!
by JeSSiiKARRHH January 25, 2008
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muzzlebutt

- Someone who farts are SBD (Silent but deadly)
- A person who regularly passes gas in a way that can not be heard but is obvious from the foul odor.
That's disgusting! You muzzlebutt!
Frank is such a muzzlebutt.
by Anthony N. June 12, 2007
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Muzzle the goat

To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis
Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!
by DJ Or Derb May 22, 2011
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Muzzylander

An inhabitant of the Discord server known as Muzzyland who is chronically online. May Allah(SWT) lead them to grass and some maidens.
Person 1: You’re moving like a Muzzylander.

Person 2: Ratio 😂😂
by MuftiYoda April 11, 2022
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The Murzulus Effect

The Murzulus Effect

A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.

In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.
Person 1: *typing*
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?
by Murdery September 11, 2020
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GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat
Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.
by G4RR3EAR March 8, 2022
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