Murrysville

A smaller town in pennsylvania outside of pitsburgh. It's home to Franklin Regional school district. Its called the bubble because most parents there think that nothing bad happens there

In Murrysville (the bubble) nothing bad can happen to our children.

by anonymous542958 July 29, 2009

Hot Marty

A sexual act in which a middle eastern journalist releases his bowels into your open mouth. This term was made popular by Fox News host, Greg Gutfeld during a Redeye episode in December 2013.

Mike: Teresa, would you like me to crap in your mouth?
Teresa: No.
Mike: Well then how about i just give you a hot marty?
Teresa: Okay.

by rackin December 7, 2013

Farty Marty

Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.

Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.

by Mick Russom August 7, 2009

Marty moment

this is when you have a sexually arousing moment

i was kissing this boy and he so took a marty moment and hit me on the leg

by Frank MacE February 28, 2010

Martyn

A pro at going down on women. best oral sex you will ever receive.

omg i had a multiple orgasm, you are such a martyn.

by cokey smurf April 8, 2010

Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.

"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."

by Tululah July 25, 2009

Morty

Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017