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Rug Muncher

This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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slut muncher

Someone who enjoys eating filthy, slutty twat.
Fuck man, you probably wouldn't have that sick rash all over your face if you weren't such a slut muncher.
by Phil Korn April 15, 2006
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Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.
''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''
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dick muncher

by skrilla nilla deala May 13, 2005
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Midget muncher

a man or a woman who have a midget/little people fetish
Did you know that Tracy was a midget muncher
by horsemilk123 January 20, 2009
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Dog Muncher

An offensive slang term for a Chinese person or from Asian background.It comes from the fact that Chinese people beat and kill peoples dogs on the streets to sell for food like savages.
"There's an new kid in our school"
"Yeah, I heard he was a Dog Muncher."
by Chase Meredith April 10, 2008
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Mancheddar Delight

1. A creamy and delicious meal made purely of semen.

2 Dick Cheese Transudated skin oils and moisture that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area.
"I am going to make you eat my mancheddar delight"

Husband: "What would like to eat tonight honey?"
Wife: "I would love a serving of mancheddar delight!"

"I am going to take a shower and scrub this mancheddar off."
by TheRagingMonkey August 25, 2006
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