Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!

"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"

by I cant find a fucking username December 9, 2023

necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.

Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.

by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023

MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE

'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'

by ScrallySam December 7, 2022

Make your mulch

To add experiences to the garden of life.

My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.

by germmmmm May 19, 2022

Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

by Jbereal January 26, 2022

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021

mulch eater

Someone who enjoys eating mulch

i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile

by flying man November 11, 2024