what is masturbating

Masturbating is when you touch your self “down there” to make you feel good

Donny: damn last night I was peaking in my step sisters room and she had her fingers deep in her pussy and was rubbing back and forth anyways she was masturbating

John: so masturbation is natural i do it you just put your hand on your cock and go up and down masturbating is fun and feels good

What is masturbating
Masturbating is having sex with your hand aka self

by Imnotagaylord January 24, 2018

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masturbating on the shitter

Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.

"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks

by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008

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masturbating

To perform an act of masturbation.

The village idiot was masturbating.

by Root April 9, 2006

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Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

by Richard Swallow June 14, 2011

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