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Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
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Monke

Word Class: Adjective.

The term "Monke" can be used when describing a particular situation or feeling of absolute insanity.

Often "Monke" is used as a foreshadowing of the upcoming party´s remarkable stupidities. Such as: downing 7 sambucca shots before wandering off to find the nearest city-skank just to utterly bash your pecker (with a temporary erectile dysfunction) in her poopoo, all the while your comrades are equally intoxicated and haven´t given you a single thought.
"yea last night was absolute monke"

"monke". (often followed by "uhuhahah")
by El cumquistador March 3, 2022
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Monke

Monke is a Monke who plays basket ball. Monke like Basket ball, or Monke stand tall with the basket ball.
Monke is a term used for idiots who dont know what they are saying.

-Saeeda
John: U just spent 200 dollars on a new set of airpods dude!

Kadir: Monke Ballin

Ayaan: Huh?

Zakaria: Monke Ballin

Ibrahim: huh?

Talha: Monke ballin
by SAEEDAAAAAAAA March 21, 2023
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Monke

Yooooo looks like Bob is evolving into a Monke
by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021
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Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this
Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*
by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021
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MOnke

Me anD my MonKe
MonKe DOesn'T wEar anY pAntS
MoNke doEs tHe sExiEst Dance
Monke is hot
by that.one.gay.neighbour September 25, 2022
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