Mom

A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.

Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: This what-now?

by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019

mom

the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(

mom yelled at me last night because i closed the door slightly harder than usual

by the_schrute_fruit;) December 18, 2019

Mom

The most amazing person in the word. She is always there for you on your darkest days and there for the best. She cheers you up and can make you cry but is the best human being in the world.

Bailey: I am just upset because my day didn't go right.
Mom: Its okay we will have a movie night and eat popcorn!
Bailey: Okay! I love you!

by Bai29 January 27, 2019

Mom

The most annoying yet most amazing person you will ever meet

Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED

2 seconds later...

Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Ashmit. April 27, 2019

Mom

A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-

Me: “ Hey Mom?”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”

Me POV: “Not”

by Idkwhatsgoingon April 18, 2020

mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

by nick November 1, 2008

mom mom

A grandmother. Also known as the mother of your parents.

"your mom mom makes the best apple pie."

by NEphilly January 8, 2005