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Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia
R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up
by Rickwann March 17, 2019
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mold dick

Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.

Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
The new Governor of Washington State, Alex Samuel, is "Mold Dick"
by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018
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Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

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Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards
I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet
by Halco man August 13, 2018
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HDog molded

When someone is invited to, stays in, or is generally associated with the HDog friend group or groupchat for long periods of time. Usually have lost all sense of reasoning, language, and mental stability.
Person A: "OOGA OOGA RAH *Ramble noises*
Person B: "Ah shit, he's HDog molded. Let's get outta here!"
by redemtions December 16, 2022
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Full bowl mold

When creame of wheat or oat meal sits in a bowl for too long, and becomes molded to the bowl. When you finally take the product out of the bowl, you should have one solid mold of the bowl that you put it in.
Jason didn't eat his oat meal for several hours, and while cleaning his dishes he stumbled upon a full bowl mold. He threw it at Brandon as a practical joke.
by Dick Changler March 27, 2015
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Mold

Grows best between 77-86 degrees.
Hym “Look at the mold shit. You see how full of shit you’re allowed to be. Like... you’re not anonymous but your full of shit. And you’re clearly a narcissist. Fascinating. You’re quite the creature. It’s good to know that my charlatan detector is working. ‘You’re allowed to criticize me but you have to be nice! Except don’t be nice because being nice is bad.’ What a clown. What an actual clown. And what you guys like to do is use kids as a meat shield to push your fascistic ideology.”
by Hym Iam November 2, 2022
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kiwi mold

by Debskelly1985 August 18, 2023
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