wheres Moat

A common phrase used by beebis and runtal

during gapings mut sesh in the ram.

Gunmar, wheres Moat
YA HOOBAYY.

by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024

The Moat

a luxury item sandslappers put around their penis' before building the Sand Volcano

since Kyle is a sandslapper, He wants to make the best sand volcano, so he built The Moat.

by Kylesnotinvited2 August 31, 2018

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Moat

A mushroom and a goat

Ew a moat

by A chicken May 27, 2018

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

MOAT

Mother Of All Turds

"That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"

by benderhater July 13, 2017