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Bar Mitzvah

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024
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Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us
by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021
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