A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!
by concernicus August 17, 2007
Get the mormon missionarymug. A sexual act similar to the missionary position, but instead of the normal climax, the dominant partner twists the submissive's neck a full 180 degrees, When he/she has finished.
by insideout hamster July 3, 2010
Get the extreme missionarymug. by makari August 14, 2008
Get the Mormon Missionarymug. someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.
by caseycox August 4, 2006
Get the mormon missionarymug. While in prison, a bigger man(Bubba) corners your and fucks you missionary style, which involves flipping the balls up and fucking you in the ass face to face.
by meechuacon September 30, 2011
Get the Prisoner Missionarymug. by radgirl December 9, 2008
Get the Vanilla Missionarymug. by Yoan February 1, 2003
Get the missionary stylemug.