Mindert

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

midjerk

half way through jerking off (masturbating).. MID JERK (Middle Jerk Off), often used when interrupted by, phone, text, real life etc.

You just caught me in the middle of midjerk.

by MidJerk June 7, 2011

Minerrian

A rare endangered gamer species that loves both Minecraft and Terraria.

A minerrian goes to minecon and plays Terraria on his laptop.

by PluggedStorm July 27, 2016

Miner’s Lunch

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.

I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Minervining

Feigning technology issues to avoid a question you don't know the answer to.

My boss kept asking me questions on that zoom call but I was hungover af, so started Minervining it until he moved on to someone else.

by Kweku Adoboli October 17, 2021

Coal Miner's Argument

A variant of the gambler's fallacy - "it is harder to dig yourself out of a hole than it is to dig deeper."

My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.

by Yegglemorph November 18, 2022

Lone Chilean Miner

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

by Slippery Dingo August 9, 2012