middlekauff

it’s a name so you probably searched your or one of your friend’s name

Person: hey
Middlekauff: candice dick fit in yo jaws

by justacatontheinnernet September 4, 2021

Middle Man

Another term for referring to a male as gay. Derived from 3 guys sitting on the same side of a booth and a drunk gay guy calling out the middle one as gay.

Ryan is the original and definitely the best middle man.

by MollyWhomp December 19, 2008

middlemas

(n); to be average - nothing extraordinary - amongst the masses with no discerning qualities.

That whole group of friends you hang out with is so deep in the middlemas. Can't you find more interesting people to spend time with?

by The In Crowd March 4, 2008

mr.middleton

Only helps the girls in the class because he is a peto, dose not know how to slow down and teach, if I ask I get called dumb if some girl dose he sits and helps. Really short

I was having a good day then Mr.Middleton came and killed the fun

by Money boy 123 March 2, 2019

middleware

the act of pooping inside a Tupperware container and leaving it inside a friends fridge

Tony came over for the game last Friday and let me a stinky middleware

by Pfunkalicious January 22, 2016

Khris Middleton

Some wack ass weed, named after NBA player, Khris Middleton.

Man, this ain’t no za, this smell like some khris middleton.

This shit ain’t doing nothing! Bruh served me some Khris Middleton.

by Lil Ron Artest June 5, 2022

Soulman Diddleman

A Person who is a great hulking ape from the northern isle of yartsew apap and lives in a hole with a Citroen 2 shit-ty outside and a massive heap of animal dungarees. He has a friend named Shave Horsetown and another named Caloomo the Sumo. His enemy goes by the name of Spangus MacDiddy. And in other news he once shot superman out of the sky with a paper airplane (no kryptonite used whatsoever) and he gave someone a cleveland steamer.

Man 1:I Hate you dude you're such a Soulman Diddleman.
Man 2:But I love you, buddy!
Man 1:Urgh you're soooo gay.

(*Man 1 punches Man 2*)
Man 2:Owwwww Fish Cheese.

by MeUnited Against Yartsew Apap February 12, 2010