Fruit Mergers Remastered

A roblox game about merging fruits, where moderators constantly admin abuse and the developers ruin the game.

Bob: "Have you played Fruit Mergers Remastered yet James?"
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."

by Fruit Machine 9000 March 2, 2023

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cole metzger

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.

“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”

by beomics March 16, 2024

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Holey Merger

Like two black holes colliding, the dance of two buttholes coming together. Clenching and unclenching until finally coming together and forming a rhythm. One clenching, while the other unclenches in sync, forming a unified black hole.

Taylor and I successfully performed the Holey Merger last night. Now I know she's the one.

by chaseTee February 12, 2025

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big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.

Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 19, 2019

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