non-heterosexual

sexual identity encompassing all things not strictly hetero. May include gay, bi, queer, polysexual, dykey, faggy, gay-ish, gay-like, gay on the weekends, gay when drunk, and homosexual. Also may not.

Alot of people think Mary is a lesbian, but she had a boyfriend last year and a girlfriend the year before, last I knew, she was dating a non-gender identified polysexual. She identifies as non-heterosexual.

by Chris Coder July 20, 2005

metrosexual

strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits.

Most gay guys are dissopointed to find out that Zach is only metrosexual and not gay.
Sorry Zach, we love you anyway ;)

by grizzguard February 27, 2005

metrosexual

A man who is emotionally sensitive and aware, verbal and communicative, physically fit, clean, has manners, smells good, and often enjoys fashion, beauty products, entertaining, and interior design. A metrosexual has a sophisticated aesthetic and often a well developed feminine side. Because of the metrosexual's expression of what are considered in the U.S. traditional female characteristics, metrosexuals are often mistaken for closeted gays.

My daughters would do well to marry metrosexuals.

by KimW December 28, 2005

metrasexual

1. one who engages in sexual activities on public transport, especially on trains in the chicagoland area.
2. one who gets all wet thinking about trains, especially commuter trains in chicago.
3. how a southern gentleman might pronounce "metrosexual."

1. hey guys, kelly blew me while we were riding home to fox lake on the train. maybe she'll fuck me if we ride the elgin line!!
2. ohmigod, i almost missed the 5:35 westbound to aurora.....wait, here it comes....ohhhh..... ooooooohhhh....... aaahhhhhhh. that was great.
3. son, what in hail do you mean, "ah'm a metrasexual, grampa?" does that mean yer one a those nancy boys from new york city?

by earpuller April 28, 2006

metrosexual

A metrosexual is a young, good looking urban male who takes care of his appearance from head to toe by bodybuilding, styling his hair, waxing his brows, using lotions, wearing perfume and has even considered plastic surgery. He has a keen interest in fashion, cooking, brand names, interior decorating, nice cars, especially convertibles. He's sociable, charming and always finds success with women. But he can be vain, ego-centric, emotional, overdramatic, jealous and nit-picky.

Ryan Seacrest, Leo DiCaprio, James Bond, George Clooney are all metrosexuals

by R.J.D. September 24, 2005

metrosexual

heterosexual male who appears slightly gay due to his impeccable sense of style, belief in designer hygiene, and willingness to emote. by definition, a metrosexual must be male due to the sterotype that women are usually conscientious of these things from the beginning.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" turns perfectly normal American males into stylish metrosexuals.

by fresh meat May 13, 2005

heterosexually challenged

Someone who is a gay

Did you see those two dudes holding hands walking down the street. They are definitely heterosexually challenged.

by oopsiboopedmypants June 11, 2006