oscar mayer whiffer

“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it

Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!

by Oscarmayerwhiffer June 26, 2019

Maya a.k.a. Mayer

An extremely lazy, but very good girl (feline), who loves her boxes.

"Maya a.k.a. Mayer is da girl of da world...she's a box Mayee!"

by ladykittymeow June 9, 2021

Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.

Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.

by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018

John Mayer

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012

Pulled a John C. Mayer

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.

Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!

by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010

mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan

'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'

by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025