A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.
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Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
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The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.
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A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.
A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.
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