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Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
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If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
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If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
by its.just.ur.daddy May 7, 2021
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"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
by hippydeano January 29, 2022
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Her: yeah sure but I have a boyfriend.
Mauri: let's be more we've been talking for a while now?
Her: Ok forget my boyfriend.
Her: yeah sure but I have a boyfriend.
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Her: Ok forget my boyfriend.
by Jacob Adams February 26, 2022
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Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
Get the The Maury Povich Show mug.Maury Povich unwittingly gave his name to describe the act of defecation and feces itself when he hosted a tacky daytime television talk show from 1991 until 2022. Profiting on the exhibition of distasteful subject matter that was better left behind closed doors for 31 years is enough to earn Maury Povich supreme recognition as the ultimate purveyor of excrement.
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The term Maury Povich can be used as a noun and a verb.
In the noun form, “I stepped in a fresh Maury Povich at the dog park last night,” the individual’s statement is recalling an unfortunate incident when he stepped in dog feces.
As a verb, the term Maury Povich can describe the act of defecating. Example: Sally told me she Maury Poviched at the Chevron gas station on Highway 77.”
The term Maury Povich can be used as a noun and a verb.
In the noun form, “I stepped in a fresh Maury Povich at the dog park last night,” the individual’s statement is recalling an unfortunate incident when he stepped in dog feces.
As a verb, the term Maury Povich can describe the act of defecating. Example: Sally told me she Maury Poviched at the Chevron gas station on Highway 77.”
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