Moving the mattress

Verb.

1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"

2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.

3) What Kristin is calling it these days

Person 1: Wow! I hear Krisitin and her bf were really moving the mattress last night!

Person 2: Yeah, i hear they burst a pipe

by Mingo_Fiercest December 15, 2009

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Anthony Mastrogiacomo

neckity neck neck neck neck. bimbus bimbossia bimusville

that Anthony Mastrogiacomo sure does like dick

by yuh dat wayy November 4, 2013

mattrosexual

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010

Pillow top mattress life

A lifestyle of ease and simplicity where one lives without worry or concern. In most cases this lifestyle was inhierted and undeserved.

That fool be livin that pillow top mattress life and he's never worked a damn day.

by Mr. Grindle October 26, 2018

Wrap the mattress

When you wrap your code with copy paste from stack overflow or another code base

I was running late for release, so I had to wrap the mattress from stack overflow and released on time.

by brooklynking1995 May 3, 2021