practically married

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

by AnneOminous November 10, 2008

Marry me

Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.

OP: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Person 1: Yeah, I bet she has a tight vagina.

Person 2: @Person 1; MARRY ME!

by hugooguh February 3, 2013

gay married

Gay married is the state of two people of the same sex joined legally. The distinction of "gay married" as opposed to just "married" denotes the inherently separate but unequal legal status they have achieved.

Finally, two men can go to Provincetown for the weekend and get gay married.

by Derek Hartley May 18, 2004

Marrying the ketchups

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.

“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*

by Sound5cap3 January 28, 2020

saint marry

A saint marry is a person that has not had sex yet or a virgin.

BOB: Damn, that girl is a saint marry.

Bill: No she is not man i stuck my pencil in her sharpener last night...

by DatKraziiChiiK May 19, 2007

marry grace

She is the best person to have at a party. But she is the biggest slut you will ever meet.

Damn did you see marry grace at the party last night?

by Chickenman June 29, 2016

Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

by c-hat-e August 5, 2012