Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".
by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024
Get the Marlonmug. A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
Get the Marlonmug. by Dyre September 16, 2020
Get the Marlonmug. He‘s a really weird guy. He has blond hair and he has no drip. At least he‘s good at Fifa. In Switzerland we call him „Nuttäsohn“ and „Habasch“
Hey Marlon, you son of a bitch.
by Flopro69 November 23, 2021
Get the Marlonmug. Marlon is One of the funniest guys you will ever meet, he is full of creativity. Marlon is an athlete, He will become famous by being himself and make a lot of money
by Emily.p October 23, 2017
Get the marlonmug. Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit
by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023
Get the Marlon Brandomug. Tiktok influencer from Germany with a creative style. He gives fashion advice and works with many fashion brands.
-Hey, look, it is Marlon Noah!
-Wow! The famous fashion influencer? We need to take a selfie with him!
-Wow! The famous fashion influencer? We need to take a selfie with him!
by Sleepyhead000 July 13, 2024
Get the marlon noahmug.