Maynard

Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.

A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.

by Greggs Gang Forever June 4, 2021

maynard

Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.

Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.

by Assex 776 September 7, 2007

Maynard James Keenan

Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).

"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."

"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"

by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is titties. Titties are Maynard.

lol, maynard is titties.

by Drewhallsucks.com September 4, 2004

Mr Maynard

Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.

Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery

by Mr Maynard's Son May 1, 2019

sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.

oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

by Shpoon May 3, 2009