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A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.
Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.
by P Dickgod April 15, 2008
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Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.
While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress
by Wilfma June 15, 2009
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praying mantits

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When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.
Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!
by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013
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minties

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"Are there going to be any minties there tonight who will give mad domage?"
by poopshoenayu July 25, 2007
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preying mantis

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The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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mud mantis

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a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath
That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!
by hater bob July 20, 2008
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