manvision

A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.

My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.

by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022

Mr. Malis

A child pedophile that works at Abington Jr High

Mr. Malis told the girl to bend over

by Daddy Malis April 5, 2019

Mavis

Mavis is a very cool person who occasionally goes by carl. She is SUPER funny and loves beans.

Hey is that carl?(Mavis)
yessir. She's so funny and cool.

by carl from school October 6, 2021

Malvin

Always has gum on him, and will hand it out by the handful.

He's also really good at not doing homework, and making excuses to why he didn't do it.

Leyla: I really want some gum right now..
Ishaan: I think malvin has gum
Malvin: ummmm

by DorteTookMyBottle April 24, 2020

malvin

A place you take a crap when you have nowhere else to go.

Dude, pull over. I have to take a wet dump over there in that malvin.

by PrezPimm June 12, 2016

Maldish

Important to San Diego Speech and Debate History
1.)Someone coveted by creepy debate kids of all shapes and sizes. Reasons for the stalking unknown. Possibilities include: Attractiveness, skill at debate (demonstrates dominance idk some guys are into that), and the ease of stalkage (easily googled). Usually stalked through Google or visual observation.

"Why is that girl being followed by multiple chipmunks?"
"Oh she's Maldish"

Creepy Debate Kid 1: "Did you see that maldish girl's new profile picture on facebook?"
Creepy Debate Kid 2: "No I had to write congress speeches so I only had time to scope out her name on Google."

by Creepy Debate Kid April 19, 2009

Mavis

A cool girl hu is a compite nutter

mave is sooo cool. Nearly everyone likes mave

by Barker June 11, 2006