salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.
by Smelly_Finger October 14, 2015
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One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"

Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
by EyeDestroyHores November 01, 2009
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
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fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs
Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden
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King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor - King Cobra is a premium malt liquor brewed with a combination of malts & select unmalted grains. Brewed with U.S. grown hops, a special fermentation products a bold and distinctly flavorful taste.

Introduced in 1984, King Cobra is a robust, full-bodied, premium malt liquor , Anheuser-Busch brews & bottles King Cobra beer in St. Louis, Missouri.

See other brands of malt liquor such as

St. Ides , mickey's fine malt liquor ,

Big Bear Malt Liquor , Olde English 800
, Steel Reserve 211, colt 45 , hurricane 500,
Schlitz High Gravity .
King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor

Taste is the usual corn associated with cheap beer, bready, grass, light maltiness, slight sweetness. Light body, moderate carbonation. Dry finish.

King Cobra Premium Malt
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The malt

The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
by Tower4454 June 27, 2021
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