Malakai

A very tall boy who loves to be around his friends. He has great hair that people like Ellie love. Very protective over his friends and his family. Edgy sometimes

“Dude do you see Malakai over there?” “Yeah he’s so cool”

by Ivysucks01 May 6, 2020

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

Malakai

Nigerian Prince

Bruh did you hear about what malakai did?
You mean what faggot boy 9000 did?

by GREGORYIAN ANTONIAN June 13, 2018

malakai sexual

only attracted to malakai

“i am malakai sexual”

by THNKUPAPA July 26, 2021

eisai mia malakia

Word “eisai mia malakia” defines a very intelligent and smart person who is ver caring and loving, if you ever see a beautiful woman/man in greece, say, eisai mia malakia, and they will for sure fall in love with you.

“Re ilithia eisai mia malakia kai mish”

by Màrčô June 30, 2021

Malakai

an annoying ass indian kid that screams allahu akbar in the middle of the hallway he can make you laugh and he also thinks hes black

malakai is an indian

by dom101baller December 18, 2018