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Most amazing, person LIKE EVER. Seriously so sweet, no words can describe how awesome he is fr. It you get a maddox in ur life never ever let him go. He can always make you smile no matter what. Always there for you. Puts up with crAzy people like Alivia. Seriously insane. His laugh is so contagious and it'll give you literal butterflies 🦋. He'll try to tell you he's not smart but don't believe his pinocchio self. He's super smart. He's so good at singing that he won't sing for you in fear of making you jealous to his skillz. Doesn't like bugs but then again if you do ur scary. (Cough cough emma) bottom line is he's a keeper!!
Maddox is the BOMB
Maddox by WeirdRando May 27, 2021
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maddox: i am god

everyone else: true
Maddox by noturious B.I.G November 11, 2021
Is that Mars

No that's maddox
Maddox by keejan the man April 28, 2020
1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?

2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.

3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1
"man, that chump was crying more than Maddox when his Ace of Base file didn't download!"
maddox by Jon Rudder June 12, 2006
A whiny preteen, usually white and male. He buckles at everything said to him that he dislikes. He is very unlikeable, and will most likely become a school shooter. Maddox's are usually the cause of teachers' retirement. Maddox's are also known as Fortnite Kids. Maddox's mother is the president of both the PTA and the HOA.

Note: Usually the son of a Karen
Kid 1: hi
Maddox: GET AWAY FROM ME, IM GOING TO CATCH YOUR VACCINE DISEASE
Kid 1: yo bro, chill out.
MADDOX: IM GOING TO CALL MY MOM ON YOU
Kid 1: Woah, you're def a Maddox
Maddox by calaxius June 19, 2020
A guy that is vary sweet and loves to skate if you got a maddox coming your way you better watch out
Omg your are such a maddox
Maddox by Boi baby October 17, 2019
Maddox is a dude who puberty really hit him like a bus he also turned in a soft boy over the summer and he also laughs at peppa pig.
Today Maddox laughed at peppa pig when we got in trouble.
Maddox by ur_mom_gay463 November 22, 2019