macaroni bomb

1) The event and resultant mess of a package of macaroni (often a box of Kraft brand Macaroni and Cheese) rupturing because of human error.

2) The spillage of a package of macaroni during and because of rough oral sex.

1) "Dude, someone set off a macaroni bomb in the hallway. There's fuckin' macaroni shit on the god damn fuckin' carpet!"

2) "Bitch, not now I'm trying to consume my macaroni. {Macaroni bomb occurs.} Look what you made me do, bitch! I set off a macaroni bomb on my new shoes, bitch."

by Kevin_K November 29, 2005

macaroni noodle

An uncircumsized penis.

"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

Macaroni pictures

halucinations, visions, or other such sights that are not really there

Yeah, last night I made Macaroni pictures

by giles1189 December 31, 2007

Macaroni Tuesday

Refers to when any Call of Duty game has a Double XP weekend.

20 Points per kill in Team Deathmatch! I didn't know it was a Macaroni Tuesday!

by BSHIZZ June 15, 2009

Macaroni Ass

A worthy lazy person that collects sumplimental income and has nothing better to do with there time but hang out with their working friends

Matt is such a macaroni ass. All he does is collect his disability check and bother his friends while they are at work

by Angry midget October 24, 2018

macaroni slide

in skateboarding or rollerblading, when you fall on a ramp and slide down all limp looking like macaroni.

I did a macaroni slide when i fell.

by man June 19, 2004

macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017