Wayback Machine

A time machine.

"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."

-Jimmy James

by Neeptide August 5, 2010

Fog-machine

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.

Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!

by Joseph spence November 15, 2016

Answering Machine

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

by Rederickfay October 26, 2004

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.

Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.

by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

hate machine

The hate machine is a term for your Company's internet blocker that won't allow you access to sites you want to visit.

Yes, I got your email but I cant get to that site. Busted by the hate machine again.

by bigwilliestyle January 25, 2008

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008