A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.

1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter

by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022

Orgastic Lucidity

A catch all term synonymous with the experience many men have post orgasm in which they may feel at peace and clear of mind, or depressed and anxious, or even a false sense of clairvoyance. It's result of the human brain's response to sex, that being lowered inhibitions, large amounts of dopamine and other hormones flowing, etc. immediately coming to a halt, which may also feel like reentering reality, or time suddenly slowing down to a normal speed. Guilt and shame can also originate from sexual activity involving a partner or pornographic material which when outside of an aroused state the subject finds unsatisfying, unappealing, or even disgusting. A second definition is the intentional suppression of sexual feelings by masturbating before an important outing or date.

In short, the sudden feeling you get after you bust a nut

Syn: post-nut clarity, post-nut guilt, post-nut depression, post-nut clairvoyance, cumming to your senses, sage mode

Scientist: Subject 01 has ejaculated. He is showing signs of regret, a symptom of Orgastic Lucidity

Person 1: The other day I jacked off and I realized why these last two weeks have been kind of shitty
Person 2: That's a pretty serious case of orgastic lucidity

by RETARDDUMBASS June 8, 2020

Lucid-ed

When you say something that is so smart or unexpectedthat it's actually hilarious, preferably when said by a teacher.

"I just got Lucid-ed in class today when my teacher said something so smart at the randomest time and my whole class cracked up"

by SWINE BU April 21, 2010

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

How's No Nut November going?

Oh, you know. Lucid Creaming my way into next year.

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 23, 2021

Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022

Lucid pee

When you urinate with such strength and Gusto that you obliterate the whole bowl

A: Hey Man, wtf happened to the toilet?
B: I cut it in half while having a lucid pee.

by Getfucked Newman April 19, 2020

Lucid Neighbor

A luminous yet intangible figure who observes and dissects their surroundings. This figure is fully in control and seeks social experimentation at every corner.

The lucid neighbor had a subtle creepiness to them. They had been watching all along.

by sirhealist February 5, 2018