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lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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Motion Lotion

(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?

Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.

Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?

Tom: It's my motion lotion.

Marvin: You jack off on the couch?

Tom: Absolutely!

Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
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wonder lotion

This is when you jack off and jizz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
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Lostie

1.The people who were on Oceanic 815 when it crashed. *Note: The people who were in the tail section of the plane are called "tailies"*

2.Someone who is completely obsessed with LOST.
1.Jim:Who is that guy ?
Sara:That's Dr.Jack Shephard, He's a lostie.

2.Johnny:Who is that girl? She knows everything there is to know about LOST!
Lucy: Oh, that's Lindsay. She's a total lostie!
by ElleDee March 31, 2008
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LOTI

Laughing On The Inside. You know you're not really laughing out loud half the time you type "LOL," so it's time to face the facts with a little accuracy. Maybe you're chuckling or scoffing, but you're not waking up the neighbors with a thunderous heckle. LOTI is the most suitable and accurate acronym to describe your level of entertainment. Maybe you're cracking a smile, but the laughter is silent. You're not laughing out loud, you're LOTIing.
Guy #1: Two psychics pass each other on the street, one says to the other, "you're doing fine, how am I?"

Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
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Lostifarian

One who gets completely submerged in the complex and trippy world of Lost on ABC Wednesday Nights. Occasionally with the accompaniment of marijuana - thus adding to the happy confusion that is the mind-blowing world of Lost.
Always a Lostifarian, Caroline's room was as hazy as her mind after watching Lost on her DVR.
by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009
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LSOT

Thread: What color do you like?
LSOT: What color do you hate?
by Jay453 July 12, 2009
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