by Fatass February 13, 2003
Get the lotion mug.(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
Get the Motion Lotion mug.This is when you jack off and jizz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Get the wonder lotion mug.1.The people who were on Oceanic 815 when it crashed. *Note: The people who were in the tail section of the plane are called "tailies"*
2.Someone who is completely obsessed with LOST.
2.Someone who is completely obsessed with LOST.
1.Jim:Who is that guy ?
Sara:That's Dr.Jack Shephard, He's a lostie.
2.Johnny:Who is that girl? She knows everything there is to know about LOST!
Lucy: Oh, that's Lindsay. She's a total lostie!
Sara:That's Dr.Jack Shephard, He's a lostie.
2.Johnny:Who is that girl? She knows everything there is to know about LOST!
Lucy: Oh, that's Lindsay. She's a total lostie!
by ElleDee March 31, 2008
Get the Lostie mug.Laughing On The Inside. You know you're not really laughing out loud half the time you type "LOL," so it's time to face the facts with a little accuracy. Maybe you're chuckling or scoffing, but you're not waking up the neighbors with a thunderous heckle. LOTI is the most suitable and accurate acronym to describe your level of entertainment. Maybe you're cracking a smile, but the laughter is silent. You're not laughing out loud, you're LOTIing.
Guy #1: Two psychics pass each other on the street, one says to the other, "you're doing fine, how am I?"
Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
Get the LOTI mug.One who gets completely submerged in the complex and trippy world of Lost on ABC Wednesday Nights. Occasionally with the accompaniment of marijuana - thus adding to the happy confusion that is the mind-blowing world of Lost.
by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009
Get the Lostifarian mug.by Jay453 July 12, 2009
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