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Los Angeles

a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.
Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch
by Ghost562 September 1, 2006
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Los Angeles

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.
by Elleinad April 27, 2003
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Los Angeles

A large metropolitan area split up into a billion 100,000 population "communities"
Weather is good, but the people are rude airheads.
Hella smog, and traffic.
People there arn't too smart. Some parts are way to ghetto.
Man Los Angeles sucks, let's go upstate to the Bay Area where it's really poppin.
by fiveoneohboi December 27, 2007
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Los Angeles

It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
by Joe August 15, 2004
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Los Angeles

in a nutshell from a Native.

Mid-City is TRUE LA

Hancock Park > Beverly Hills

Pacific Palisades > Malibu

HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE

Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.

Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"

while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City

Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter

Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.

UCLA > University of South Central

*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.

Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)

north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes

dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there

People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere

Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.

The Redline is for tourists and valley people

THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.

the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.

WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.

WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
next to New York, Los Angeles is the second greatest place on earth.
by premeblacks December 3, 2011
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Los Angeles

One of the biggest cities in the world. Major ethnic groups are Mexican, Black, Iranian (especially Iranian Jews), Korean and White.
by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005
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Los Angeles

A cancerous tumor on the bunghole of America. Overpriced, Overpolluted Overcrowded Overpopulated and Overrated. Home of the rudest people on Earth and the worst drivers as well. The weather is always disgusting (constant year round sunshine means a build up of smog and constant drought conditions). The only solution the brain dead politicians here have is to blame everything on the illegal aliens and build another shopping mall. Public transporation is a joke.
One more thing about illegal aliens. Most of them are just trying to make a living and doing the jobs nobody else wants. I mostly feel sorry for them. Their homes must be real shit holes if Los Angeles is an improbement.
They should change it's name to something more descriptive, like God's Toilet.
Oh God, I'm in Los Angeles! HELP!!!! I'm in HELL!!!!!!!
by IHateL.A. April 28, 2008
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