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lidge

Lidge is derived from the term belligerent and is used to refer to a person who is excessively drunk. A lidge person is typically on the edge of blacking out, but is usually having a great time and is the life of the party.
Rooz: "I just finished my MCAT test, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Omid: "Lets get lidge."
Rooz: "Awwww yeah."
by okman4ever September 12, 2009
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Texas Lingerie

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"
by K-C- March 21, 2007
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Lindel

From Welsh origins meaning 'Beautiful One' or 'Beautiful Girl'.
Girls who are lucky enough to have the name Lindel are wonderful people, generous and loyal. They tend to over-think things and worry too much, but are thoughtful and loving. Creative and arty, they are always thinking up brilliant new ideas which others don't quite understand. She is sometimes thought to be vague, but this is a misconception, she is usually just off on another plane of thought. She is highly intelligent and articulate, with a gift for language.

Closely related to the 'Lindl' from Bavaria, most Lindels are tall, blonde and with blue or green eyes. They are strong and sturdy with astounding beauty.
Have you seen Lindel lately? She is astoundingly beautiful!
by Welshandwise February 3, 2010
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Lingery

Pronunciation: Linger-"E".

Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.

Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"

A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"

A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
by thuankieu January 21, 2011
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chicken linger

When a 3 piece finger box has been performed and a chicken tender is not successfully removed from the vagina, forgotten about and later discovered by another male suitor.
Naw bro, I don't mind getting chicken lingered. It's kinda cool when I can get some ass and a chicken tender! 3 piece finger box
by Allison's Giant Bush January 26, 2010
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manky langer

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk
That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer
by BigFish March 12, 2015
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Rules of Lingerie Shopping

1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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by The Jerkman December 28, 2011
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