Lindsay Lohan Syndrome 

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012

lindsay lohan it 

To "Lindsay Lohan it" means to stick a finger down one's throat to induce vomiting. The phrase is most often used when speaking to a person who is drunk, feels sick and has the spins, and doesn't know what to do to feel better. This phrase came about due to Lindsay Lohan's extreme weight-loss and skinniness, often speculated to be the result of bulimia, anorexia, or a combination of the two disorders.

"Oh, god, I've got the spins. I don't feel so good."

"Well, what did you expect? You're drunk. You'll be better off if you just Lindsay Lohan it. It sucks now, but it will save you from a hangover tomorrow."

lindsay lohan it by eonblue1 August 9, 2009

lindsay lohan phase 

A time period during which someone in their teens and/or twenties (often female) starts dressing rebelliously and/or trashy, partying frequently, engaging in serious alcoholism and other hardcore substance abuse (cocaine, ecstasy pills, etc.), and racking up several misdemeanor (and sometimes even felony) charges for their behavior. The name "Lindsay Lohan phase" is a reference to former teen star Lindsay Lohan, who not only went through this phase for nearly 6 years in the late 2000s and early 2010s, but is arguably the most infamous person to go through such a phase. Though Lindsay Lohan is filthy rich and has nothing to worry about now that her days of being off-the-rails are over, non-celebrities that go through this phase aren't so lucky. The ones that don't die from their reckless behavior are often unable to get a good job once they've grown up due to their criminal record, even if it's been several years since they turned their life around. The answer to this problem is to remember that as much as your social life means to you, you have to make your future your number-one priority and say "no" to peer pressure.

Person 1: why has Lexi been so pissed off lately?
Person 2: She's in her late 20s and still can't get a stable, good-paying job because she went through a Lindsay Lohan phase in her early 20s.
Person 1: Damn, that must suck!

lindsay lohan phase by Don't do drugs kids October 28, 2017

the lindsay lohan 

The act of having a guy shoot his load up one nostril and exiting it out the other.

A dirty useless talent that gets old fast.

"The Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23 and I got caught twice.”

the lindsay lohan by Lucid Lunacy April 6, 2017

lindsey lohan 

How idiots spell Lindsay Lohan.

Idiot: lol lindsey lohan is a whore!!1

Grade school graduate: Idiot.

lindsey lohan by Yoach July 13, 2006

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail 

Commonly ordered in Bars Nightclubs and lounges.
Made exactly like the drink called the Red Headed Slut but has a splash of Coke.

Can I order one Pabst a Red Headed Slut and a Lindsey Lohan cocktail.

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail by hunt buckner April 23, 2009

Lindsay Lohandles 

A name given to a female who wears pants too tight for her figure, which produces large and unsightly love handles. This would only apply to a slightly chunky girl, who would otherwise be very attractive if she wore pants that fit her properly.

In reference to the "Pre- Mean Girls" figure that Lindsay Lohan had. A little chunky, but very sexy.

Guy 1- Dude check out Lindsay Lohandles over there.. yuck.
Guy 2 - Yeah those love handles are fugly.
Guy 1 - She would be so hot if she wore pants that actually fit!

Lindsay Lohandles by combo breaker July 27, 2009